The Sandler-Schneider Theorum

Simply put, this calculation will tell you how good an Adam Sandler or Rob Schneider film will be. The lower the number, the better the film.

TA=Time in minutes AS is on screen
TR=Time in minutes RS is on screen
TC=Time AS & TC are both on screen
D=Times “You can do it” is said
NA=Number of AS films already seen
NS=Number of RS films already seen

(NS+NA)x(10(D+.01)+(1+TC)(TA+TR))=FG

FG=Film greatness. Lower values give greater satisfaction of film.

As you can see, the greatest satisfaction comes from never having seen either of them in a film before, as FG=0

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