The Ackroyd Theorum

For films with Dan Ackroyd in, this theorum can be used to calculate how good the film will be.

It has been noted that as Dan’s natural weight increases, the films he is in become more desperate.

Therefore:

W=Weight in Kg
T=DA time in film in minutes
FG=Film Greatness

1/(WT)=FG where the lower FG number reflects a higher entertainment return.

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