What’s white and sits in our kitchen and keeps the house warm?
If you said “Your boiler” you’d be wrong today….
Yes, something you don’t want to go wrong at the best of times has gone wrong… right when we are financially razor edged….and the temperature outdoors is sub zero.
Now this can only prove the existence of a higher being, as explaining this as simple coincidence really doesn’t cut the grade….
…it also suggests that the higher being has a malevolent sense of humour….
I would pray for help, but I really don’t want to draw any more attention to myself whilst that higher being is in this frame of mind…
Luckily though, my diagnosis is a faulty thermocouple – and that is a cheap and easy fix. Gas boilers are very simple things – but so is a gun or a knife – so no matter how simple it is, you need to remember that one wrong move could kill you – and the family. As such, I will buy a thermocouple in and get my registered friend to check it over.
Now I have typed that out loud I can almost guarantee that I will need a complete new boiler and central heating system……