Another response to the wonderful Jacks (The Thoughtful Spaz). She has gone into the minds of her cats (not in a Silar-Heroes way) and put together an on-line dating type thing for them. It’s all in fun mind you – she’s not gone fruit loop… she does know they are not human….
I was going to answer one of her cat-ads with one from one of our lot (pics HERE and HERE for starters)- but thinking about it, none of ours would do on-line dating (I can’t believe I am even writing this entry….).
For starters, “Trouble” is far to involved in honing his Kung-Fu skills to even bother with dating.
He’s only a little thing, but one time I saw a big old crow attacking our back door cat flap… until I realised that the little kitty runt of the litter had managed to get hold of the said crows leg and was trying to pull it into the house. The bird was easily twice his size – but that’s “Trouble” for you.
I won’t even go into the time we found a roast chicken in our kitchen that wasn’t ours…..
On to “Miew“. He’s a giant of a cat. From the distance he looks sleek and normal… until he gets close. He’s still sleek, but weighs in at around 16lbs… He is a mini panther with a heavy punch!
He was totally silent when I got him as a kitten. Several hours of silence and I asked him “So what shall we call you….” to which he cocked his head and looked at me….”MIEW!“
He wouldn’t do on-line dating because it would mean doing something other than sleeping. It’s his skill…. well, that and being the cat equivalent of being a faithful Labrador!
That just leaves “Spice“. She’s way too neurotic to even think about on-line dating. Out of all of the cats, she is the most cat like though. She’s a keen huntress though – whether it is plate food or live capture – she’ll get it if she sees it. We still have no idea whose Portsmouth Goldfish this was…
So, sorry Jacks, these kitties are too wrapped up in themselves to be bothered about any other kitty! It might mean interrupting the stuff they like doing!!!
Filed under: Family, General Interest | Tagged: cats, crow, dating, fish, Jacks, kittens, kung-fu, pussy, runt
obviously spice is my favourite. that cat is badass. any cat that steals poor innocent fish from their home would get along with bianca. perhaps they could have a torrid affair that would be aired on bbc. should we get writing a script to pitch?
(is kitty-lesbianism also gonna shut-down your server? hope not).
Trouble is the real character. He leaps around the garden in the summer chasing butterflies. The thing is he leaps, but has no idea or forethought as to where he’ll land!
Also, and cat who can catch a bird bigger than himself is short of a few brain cells….. and that includes catching a roast chicken (oh lord that roast chicken incident….)